Friday, February 27, 2009

DEFORMED BIRDS


Maybe one-legged seagulls are really common??  For some reason I've been seeing lots of them lately!!  This was like the third one this week!!

Are there lots of deformed seagulls everywhere, or is this SOOO L.A.?  The poor things hop around on one foot!!


Thursday, February 26, 2009

HOW TO STAND OUT IN L.A.

Lately it seems like all of my friends in L.A. are having some sort of "work done" to make themselves hotter.  For some it's a simple shot of Botox, and for my other - more daring - girlfriends it's flat out plastic surgery.  Nose Jobs, Boob Jobs, you name it.  I think that people move out here feeling pretty comfortable with the way they look, but then slowly the desire to be an "L.A. TEN" (I SWEAR, anyone who lives here has heard the term) starts to creep in, and before you know it you're thinking that maybe a little tug here, and injection there wouldn't be sooo bad.  

First of all, the fact that we have the term "L.A. TEN" is hilarious in itself!  As if the people of L.A. are SOOO hot that we need our own scale!!  PLEEEASE!!!! 

WELL, since I do work full-time as a spokesmodel, and I don't personally think of myself as a "TEN" (by any city's standards),  I started talking to some friends about having a little work done myself.  I'm NOT actually going to, but I admit that the urge has hit me more than once.  A friend of mine who works on the casting side of the entertainment business quickly talked me out of it.  She said that "If you're an actress, you don't want to look too perfect.  There are so many "L.A. TENS" in town, and everyone in has had "work done".  If you stay natural and stick to your midwestern roots, you will really stand out!"

And that's when it hit me!  L.A. has GOT to be the ONLY town where you STAND OUT by NOT having plastic surgery!!!!! 

PS.  (I do think I'm at least an 8.5 - NOT fishing for any compliments here.  ;-)

PPS.  I personally have nothing against plastic surgery.  If you want your boobs, go get em' girls!!


Thursday, February 19, 2009

WHERE'S DAVID CARUSO WHEN YOU NEED HIM??


I was out for a morning stroll on one of our beautiful L.A. beaches this morning, collecting seashells and basking in the sunshine - when this washed up right by my feet:

Maybe it's a MURDER WEAPON!!!!!!!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

I HEART MY WHAT??!

This might not be SOOO L.A., but it was SOOO random that I had to post it!  
I pulled up next to this car at a red light today.  Check out the sign hanging from the dude's rearview mirror!



I know the picture is blurry, but it's the best I could get without asking the driver to roll down his window! Incase you can't read it, the tag says "I HEART MY PENIS".

Who does this?!!??