HOW TO BECOME A MOVIE STAR

Found this on Craigslist.  (Of course.)  This guy has a huge future in the biz - I can tell.

I am looking for a beginning outbreak acting role as a villan (Hollywood, CA)

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Reply to: comm-958455554@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-12-15, 5:44AM PST

I am looking for an major motion picture role as a villan. The reason since I am an unkown, playing a villan would be a perfect way into show business. Because I already do not have an acting history. Alot of actors, who play the good guy or hero, start off as unkown villans. I think that I would be a good actor in this role is because I have a soft spoken deminier and the character would come across as gentle and nice. Although I am a beginning actor, I know that I can pull it off with a great support group and director. If you do have a role that could possibly be an open fit, at least let me come in and audition and what you see is what you get. Because block busters come with actors who are from the block.

HE ACTUALLY SAID "BLOCKBUSTERS COME WITH ACTORS WHO ARE FROM THE BLOCK"!!!!   Give him a part people!!!!!!!!  

UGG TAN

There's a store near my apartment in Marina Del Rey called H.P. Swimwear. As you may have guessed, they sell swimwear. Or so you would think. The other day when I walked by I noticed that the entire center of the store has been taken over by a giant UGG BOOT display. I couldn't help but think to myself that it's a little strange (and SOOO L.A.) seeing an entire store of nothing but bikinis and Uggs. They don't really seem to go together, but then again, UGGS are so popular here they practically sell them at the grocery store. (Ok, not really, but it wouldn't surprise me at all if they did.)

Anyways, this morning I went rollerblading and saw not one, but TWO completely SEPARATE girls wearing shorts, a BIKINI top, and UGGS!! I love it!! So I stand corrected! Apparently in L.A. Uggs and a Bikini are a perfect pair?! Just watch out for that crazy UGG tan!!!