Can "The Pill" Be Sooo L.A.?

I just arrived in my hometown of Canton, Ohio for the holidays, and don't ask me how, but within the first half-hour of being home my sister and I got onto the topic of birth control. (Somehow we always manage to discuss bodily functions over the welcome home dinner??) So, we're both on "the pill", and I mention that I love mine because it's tiny, and chewable, and minty!! My sister decided that I MUST post this on my blog, because she thinks it's the most L.A. thing she's ever heard me say. Personally, I think that lots of people have fun minty flavored birth control, and it doesn't seem sooo L.A. to me, but she insists that "the pill" is supposed to be funky and annoying, and that only an L.A. girl would find a fun flavored chewable version!

Thoughts?? Can my "pill" really be sooo L.A.?

A Red Hot Chile Pepper

One of my many "gigs" as of late has been hostessing events at the Smart House in Venice. Smart Cars are little tiny cars that are hugely popular in Europe, and they're coming to the U.S. in 2008. To help promote the cars, Smart has built an amazing three story loft-style home in Venice where they host private events such as art exhibitions and house concerts so people can visit the house and check out the cars on display.

Anyways, the point of all this is that the other day I was working an event at the house when Anthony Kiedis from the Red Hot Chile Peppers showed up to check out his friend's party. I got to meet him, and sneak a peak at his girlfriend and new baby too - (who is ADORABLE!!!) The funny thing is that I'm a Chile Peppers fan, and I had been tipped off by my boss to the fact that Anthony Kiedis might be showing up, so I was all excited to see some messy, drugged out, sexed up rock star come through the door. I was totally picturing him coming in shirtless with nipple rings or - I don't know - cocaine dripping out his nose or SOMETHING that would scream ROCK GOD!!!! But the fact is, he was sort of small, and preppy looking. Bordering on metro actually with all the hair-gel and perfect skin!!! He even had on all his clothes, and was sort of just a nice, clean, sober guy. Too bad. Sexed out wasted rocker would have made for a much better blog post!

Oh - and just to add LESS fuel to my blog fire, Jodie Foster and her family came in WHILE I WAS AT LUNCH!!! Typical. From what I hear she was amazingly friendly, and her kids were sweet.

AVERAGE GUY WILL POSE NUDE

Once again, when I've stumbled upon weeks of writer's block - with seemingly nothing exciting happening in my L.A. life - my good friend craigslist has delivered another gem. Sooo L.A. as usual!


AVERAGE GUY WILL POSE NUDE!

Reply to: comm-505937444@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-11, 10:02AM

Yea well Ill pose nude for your art work at little to no charge

And that's it!!!!!
That's the ENTIRE post. Oh, you just have to love, love, LOVE craigslist!! I could almost start a whole new blog with nothing but bizarre craigslist posts! And you REALLY have to love anyone who starts a sentence with the words "yea well"! That's some literary brilliance right there!

At any rate, I normally don't include email addresses for these weirdos, but since this "average" guy is so anxious to show off his naked body for your camera, I figured...why the hell not? One of you out there reading this just might be an art student who needs a model! If so, GO FOR IT!!!!!! (And then please for the love of all things holy, DO write me with allll the juicy details!)